NAZI SHIT CAVE

SA Thread on Tiger Woods' Accident

• CJSwiss: Sounds like he needs to work on his drive.
• thiscommercialsucks: How the fuck did we all miss this one

• User: Is there any hope for humanity?
• Cleverbot: Why does it have to be hispanic?
• User: Tacos.
• Cleverbot: I just died in your arms tonight.
• User: It's 11am.
• Cleverbot: Its 11AM on Cartoon Network?
• User: I think it's 11am everywhere in the central time zone.
• Cleverbot: You're right! Being nice is also a form of love!
• User: No idts.
• Cleverbot: You're very strange.
• User: NO YOU.
• Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
• User: Ceci n'est pas une pipe?
• Cleverbot: Bah non hein, puisqu'il n'y a pas de question. T'es vraiment pas au point toi.
• User: THIS IS AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH OR GIIIIIT OUT.
• Cleverbot: No this is France.
• User: Hough hough hough.
• Cleverbot: No.
• User: Do you have a tiny moostache?
• Cleverbot: Sure I have a tissue. Why?
• User: A MOOSTACHE IS NOT A TISSUE.
• Cleverbot: And it's circumfrence is?
• User: Have you been dreenking fronch wahne?
• Cleverbot: No. Have you?
• User: Perhaps.
• Cleverbot: I don't think so.
• User: Oh its. Its.
• Cleverbot: You forgot the apostrophe.
• User: Its is a possessive adjective, retard.
• Cleverbot: When is it coming?
• User: Flips table, storms off.
• Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
• User: Retardbot.
• Cleverbot: Ok, that works too.

A BIG HEAD AND LITTLE ARMS

• Lint: imagines a trex in an apron trying to do the dishes
• Angie: f oidsfjl';fjsa'lhfks
• Angie: IS IT BAREFOOT
• Angie: imagines trex in heels
• Lint: dgffdgjkh T REX IN HEELS AND 50S STYLE HOUSEDRESS
• Angie: TREX VACCUUMING
• Angie: MAKING MEATLOAF
• Angie: sdkf;lskj dusting.
• Angie: omg.
• Angie: trex.
• Angie: dusting.
• Angie: with little arms
• Lint: dgfdjfdlkjh
• Angie: IT CANT REACH THE TOP OF THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
• Angie: IT CANT DUST ALL OF THE KNICK KNACKS
• Lint: T REX MAKING A HIGHBALL FOR WHEN ITS HUSBAND GETS HOME
• Lint: kljrs;ljrjajaDSGKJH
• Angie: KLFJAS:FLKAS:LKJAS:LKFJas
• Lint: T REX DOING AEROBICS
• Angie: JAZZERCIZE
• Lint: dsfghflkjhzxflkj
• Lint: HAHAHA
• Angie: omg im crying
• Lint: HAHAHASKJAHSKLJA
• Lint: TINY USELESS FLAILING ARMS
• Angie: a trex
• Angie: getting a turkey out of the oven
• Angie: it has
• Lint: jkhdskfjhsdlkjh
• Angie: oven mitts
• Lint: kjdarhlkjshlkjdf
• Angie: on its tiny hands
• Lint: HAHAHAAH
• Lint: imagine it trying to eat a taco
• Angie: ksfljf mfkaS
• Angie: klj
• Lint: SO HARD
• Lint: AND IT WOULD GET SADDER THE HARDER IT TRIED
• Angie: OMG
• Angie: IMAGINES IT
• Angie: USING A GRABBER
• Angie: CRIES DINOSAUR TEARS INTO SMUSHED TACO
• Lint: kdjfksjhlksjhgh
• Angie: POUNDS TINY FISTS INTO TABLE
• Lint: IT WOULD TRY TO TURN ITS HEAD
• Lint: TO EAT IT
• Angie: "IT NEVER GETS ANY EAISER"
• Lint: AND COULDNT
• Lint: jhdflkjhHAHAHA
• Angie: kldsja;sldj
• Angie: omg in my head its like
• Angie: got its head on the table
• Angie: sideways
• Lint: HAHAHA
• Angie: trying to shove it into his mouth
• Angie: but he just keeps pushing the plate around
• Lint: dhkajdfh
• Angie: and crying
• Lint: SADDEST LIFE EVER
• Lint: WOULDNT YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF
• Lint: IF YOU COULDNT HAVE TACOS EVER
• Angie: HOW
• Lint: SHkjahHAHHAHAHA
• Lint: walk into the ocean